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Title: McGonagall Monologues V: Hogsmeade Weekend
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: 922
Warnings: attempts at humour
Pairing/Characters: Professor Minerva McGonagall, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, with mentions of Sirius Black, James Potter, Horace Slughorn, Madame Rosmerta and Professor Vector
Spoilers/Era: Half-Blood Prince, MWPP era
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Marauders are the property of J. K. Rowling. I gain no profit from this work of fiction. If I owned them Sirius and Remus would have survived and lived happily ever after... together.
Author's Note: Another McGonagall Monologue that's been burning a hole in my harddrive for almost a year.
Summary: MWPP!era. Hogsmeade Weekend should be a day off for Minerva, she isn't even on duty. But things never go quite according to plan when James Potter and Sirius Black are involved.

( What do you mean: Professor Slughorn is a monkey? )

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Fic: Supernatural; No Words; G

Title: No Words
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13 (for language?)
Word Count: 1152
Warnings: Swearing, slash
Pairing/Characters: Dean Winchester , Castiel, Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: All of Season 4, for good measure
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural and I'm not getting any money from this.
Author's Note: Written for the Dean/Castiel kink meme. Prompt: Castiel describes heaven to Dean.
Summary: Dean and Castiel are trapped in a barn and surrounded by demons with no way out. Dean asks Castiel what heaven is like.

( No doubt some obese chick with wings is singing hallelujah harmonies in some celestial choir while the human race breathes its last. )

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