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Title: McGonagall Monologues V: Hogsmeade Weekend
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: 922
Warnings: attempts at humour
Pairing/Characters: Professor Minerva McGonagall, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, with mentions of Sirius Black, James Potter, Horace Slughorn, Madame Rosmerta and Professor Vector
Spoilers/Era: Half-Blood Prince, MWPP era
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Marauders are the property of J. K. Rowling. I gain no profit from this work of fiction. If I owned them Sirius and Remus would have survived and lived happily ever after... together.
Author's Note: Another McGonagall Monologue that's been burning a hole in my harddrive for almost a year.
Summary: MWPP!era. Hogsmeade Weekend should be a day off for Minerva, she isn't even on duty. But things never go quite according to plan when James Potter and Sirius Black are involved.

What do you mean: Professor Slughorn is a monkey? )

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Title: McGonagall Monologues IIII: Hell hound
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: 1525
Warnings: attempts at humour
Pairing/Characters: Professor Minerva McGonagall, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black/Padfoot, and a cameo by Peter Pettigrew/Wormtail
Spoilers/Era: Prisoner of Azkaban, MWPP era
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Marauders are the property of J. K. Rowling. I gain no profit from this work of fiction. If I owned them Sirius and Remus would have survived and lived happily ever after... together.
Author's Note: Another McGonagall Monologue that's been burning a hole in my harddrive for almost a year.
Summary: MWPP!era. After a slight problem with the animagus transformation James and Remus are called to Professor McGonagall's office to explain a slight canine problem the school is having.

I had hoped that a week would pass without my having to resort to the dubious pleasure of your company )
definewisdom: (WTF)
Title: (Padfoot's) Emergency Plan D
Summary: Everyone knows that Sirius Black loves Remus Lupin. Everyone, that is, except Sirius Black.
Rating: R for full frontal nudity... and suggestiveness
Fandom: Harry Potter
Era: MWPP - seventh year
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, James/Lily
Disclaimer: It all belongs to JK Rowling, not me.
Warnings: Fluff, sexual frustration, discussion of erotic literature, insanity, oblivious!sirius, naked!sirius
AN: Thanks again to [livejournal.com profile] shino_hoshi for betaing. Also, I'd just like to say that managing to get the phrase 'Erotica is the answer, my friend' into a fic has made my year. Also - ~8600 words long. Meep!

Everyone knew that Sirius Black was in love with Remus Lupin. )



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Title: Zombie Attack
Author: mariana_oconnor
Rating: PG for off screen action
Pairings: Remus/Sirius (finally)
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Professor Minerva McGonagall.
Spoilers: none
Era: MWPP
Disclaimer: J K Rowling owns Remus, James and Professor McGonagall. I merely own my fics, and I'm not getting any money from them.
Summary: It's the middle of the night and Professor McGonagall is unhappy with being dragged out of bed, but the culprits aren't quite who she suspected.
Author's Note: The third fic in my 'McGonagall Monologues'. The previous two can be found:
1.What Happened This Time?
2.Sid
They aren't really dependent on one another.

What - no Potter? )


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Title: Sid
Author: mariana_oconnor
Rating: G
Pairings: None
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black, Professor Minerva McGonagall.
Spoilers: small ones for Deathly Hallows
Era: MWPP
Disclaimer: J K Rowling owns Sirius, James and Professor McGonagall. I merely own my fic, and I'm not getting any money from them.
Summary: The boys find themselves back in Professor McGonagall's Office.
Author's Note: The second fic in my 'McGonagall Monologues'. The first being What Happened This Time?.

Mr Potter! Mr Black! My office... )



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Title: What Happened This Time? (aka. the McGonagall Monologues)
Rating: G
Warnings: None, not even any slash... in a Harry Potter fic... what's wrong with me.
Characters: James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, Professor Minerva McGonagall.
Summary: Just one of the many times the Marauders were called into McGonagall's office.
Disclaimer: None of them is mine. The boys, McGonagall and even Slughorn (cameo appearance only) belong to JKR... I have merely kidnapped them for a short period of time. Fully intending to return them.


Black... Potter. What a Surprise. )

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