definewisdom: (Dean - wet)
Title: McGonagall Monologues V: Hogsmeade Weekend
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: 922
Warnings: attempts at humour
Pairing/Characters: Professor Minerva McGonagall, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, with mentions of Sirius Black, James Potter, Horace Slughorn, Madame Rosmerta and Professor Vector
Spoilers/Era: Half-Blood Prince, MWPP era
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Marauders are the property of J. K. Rowling. I gain no profit from this work of fiction. If I owned them Sirius and Remus would have survived and lived happily ever after... together.
Author's Note: Another McGonagall Monologue that's been burning a hole in my harddrive for almost a year.
Summary: MWPP!era. Hogsmeade Weekend should be a day off for Minerva, she isn't even on duty. But things never go quite according to plan when James Potter and Sirius Black are involved.

What do you mean: Professor Slughorn is a monkey? )

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definewisdom: (Default)
Title: McGonagall Monologues IIII: Hell hound
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: 1525
Warnings: attempts at humour
Pairing/Characters: Professor Minerva McGonagall, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black/Padfoot, and a cameo by Peter Pettigrew/Wormtail
Spoilers/Era: Prisoner of Azkaban, MWPP era
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Marauders are the property of J. K. Rowling. I gain no profit from this work of fiction. If I owned them Sirius and Remus would have survived and lived happily ever after... together.
Author's Note: Another McGonagall Monologue that's been burning a hole in my harddrive for almost a year.
Summary: MWPP!era. After a slight problem with the animagus transformation James and Remus are called to Professor McGonagall's office to explain a slight canine problem the school is having.

I had hoped that a week would pass without my having to resort to the dubious pleasure of your company )
definewisdom: (disobedience)
Title: In the Garden
Fandoms: Supernatural/Good Omens
Rating: G
Word Count: 625
Warnings: Attempts at humour
Pairing/Characters: Castiel, Aziraphale
Spoilers: Uhm... The beginning of Genesis?
Disclaimer: I own neither Supernatural nor Good Omens, which are the intellectual property of Eric Kripke and Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman respectively. This is not written for profit, merely for fun.
Author's Note: Another fic from [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic. [livejournal.com profile] enigel's prompt Castiel & Aziraphale, In the Garden. Unbetaed, like all my comment!fic.
Summary: A conversation in Eden... with footnote.

They're quite harmless really )

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definewisdom: (???)
Title: If You Were the Last Man on Earth
Fandom: Merlin
Rating: R - comic violence and mentions of sex
Pairing/Characters: Merlin/Arthur, mentions of Gwen, Gwen's dad, Will and Lancelot
Disclaimer: I own neither Merlin nor Shaun of the Dead, I am not getting any money from this. If I were I would not be panicking so much about how I'm ever going to pay back my student loan.
Warnings: AU, Attempts at humour, Crack... Cracky-violence, Zombies. Character death - but in a humorous fashion, I swear.
Spoilers: None, no really, none whatsoever.
Author’s Note: A line came into my mind that was clearly from an epic zombie!fic... I decided that I didn't have time and wrote zombie!crack!fic.
Many thanks once again to [livejournal.com profile] wrennette who was nice enough to laugh while beta-ing.
Summary: The world is being overrun by zombies and Merlin and Arthur are two of the last living people on the planet, they think.

No zombies were harmed in the making of this fic )


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definewisdom: (Run)
Title: Killing Rights
Author: Mariana O'Connor
Characters: Dean, Sam
Rating: PG
Pairing: none, gen
Disclaimer: I do not own the Winchester brothers or anything to do with Supernatural.
Summary: In which they argue about laundry and Dean's ballet career.
Notes: Dialogue only, not something I usually do. Not completely cracktastic, just a little bit.

Talking of demons )
definewisdom: (Alec)
Title: Ball-In-Hand (aka. When Pool Balls Go Bad)
Author: Mariana O'Connor
Characters: Alec, Sketchey and a pool ball
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own Dark Angel... or any of the characters therein. Although I do have a secret plot involving Alec, some heavy duty tranquiliser and my understairs cupboard.
Summary: Sometimes it's a good idea to quit when you're ahead, as Alec finds out.
Author's Note: [livejournal.com profile] jam_pony_fic CONTEST ENTRY - Sketchey beats Alec at pool. Just a slight warning for crack and general weirdness. Also, everything I know about pool I learnt from Wikipedia, so please forgive any errors.

Most of the time being a pool ball is not the most exciting job in the world )

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